Plan B for you Pot Noodlers

[DimPrawn]

Apparently studies were conducted (can you imagine that clinical trial?) that showed that the antioxidant found in human sperm makes your skin softer and less wrinkly.

Ahhh, that explains sasguru's soft girly hands....

[threaded]

Threaded is probably thinking of the remains of a patrician lady found in the gladiator's quarters. I imagine a pregnancy was the last thing she'd have wanted.

Aww, don't make it too easy for them. But yes, that's the 'politically correct acceptable to tell school kids' interpretation. The correct interpretation is the 'facial', they've even determined which pot in the room was the, erm, collection/treatment bowl.

[original PM]

I've been telling my missus for years (and any other women would listen) that it is good for the skin

had a few takers but not enough to confirm or deny the theories

still in the name of science and all that I will percevier

[lightng]

These guys would make a fortune in the world of skin treatment. NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

[Durbs]

Love the one comment after the article says its synthesized jizz:

its still a strangers sperm. Synthesized or not

...eerm.