its still a strangers sperm. Synthesized or not
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Previously on "Plan B for you Pot Noodlers"
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These guys would make a fortune in the world of skin treatment. NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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I've been telling my missus for years (and any other women would listen) that it is good for the skin
had a few takers but not enough to confirm or deny the theories
still in the name of science and all that I will percevier
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Aww, don't make it too easy for them. But yes, that's the 'politically correct acceptable to tell school kids' interpretation. The correct interpretation is the 'facial', they've even determined which pot in the room was the, erm, collection/treatment bowl.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThreaded is probably thinking of the remains of a patrician lady found in the gladiator's quarters. I imagine a pregnancy was the last thing she'd have wanted.
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Ahhh, that explains sasguru's soft girly hands....Apparently studies were conducted (can you imagine that clinical trial?) that showed that the antioxidant found in human sperm makes your skin softer and less wrinkly.
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I wonder how many men are suddenly going to take an avid interest in their partner's beauty regime ?
"Honey, I was just reading an article and wondered..."
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I bet it helps you lose weight too.hear if you get some in your mouth it makes your teeth whiter, too.
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What a load of crapOriginally posted by threaded View PostThis treatment really is quite ancient. The Romans and before did this.
You can google this one up, but they found in Pompei (or Herculaneum) a woman and her, erm, donors, caught by the eruption, mid-treatment, so to speak.
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Some guy has fired off many consecutive gross comments, but this one is good:
hear if you get some in your mouth it makes your teeth whiter, too.
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This treatment really is quite ancient. The Romans and before did this.
You can google this one up, but they found in Pompei (or Herculaneum) a woman and her, erm, donors, caught by the eruption, mid-treatment, so to speak.
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Wonder how many thimbles per treatment.Originally posted by PRC1964 View Posthttp://fashionista.com/2009/06/would...he_spermin.php
at $250 a pop it could I imagine a few of you could double your annual income.
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Plan B for you Pot Noodlers
http://fashionista.com/2009/06/would...he_spermin.php
at $250 a pop it could I imagine a few of you could double your annual income.Tags: None
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