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Previously on "Plan B for you Pot Noodlers"

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  • Durbs
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    Love the one comment after the article says its synthesized jizz:

    its still a strangers sperm. Synthesized or not
    ...eerm.

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  • lightng
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    These guys would make a fortune in the world of skin treatment. NSFW.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

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  • original PM
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    I've been telling my missus for years (and any other women would listen) that it is good for the skin

    had a few takers but not enough to confirm or deny the theories

    still in the name of science and all that I will percevier

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Threaded is probably thinking of the remains of a patrician lady found in the gladiator's quarters. I imagine a pregnancy was the last thing she'd have wanted.
    Aww, don't make it too easy for them. But yes, that's the 'politically correct acceptable to tell school kids' interpretation. The correct interpretation is the 'facial', they've even determined which pot in the room was the, erm, collection/treatment bowl.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Apparently studies were conducted (can you imagine that clinical trial?) that showed that the antioxidant found in human sperm makes your skin softer and less wrinkly.
    Ahhh, that explains sasguru's soft girly hands....

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    What a load of crap
    Threaded is probably thinking of the remains of a patrician lady found in the gladiator's quarters. I imagine a pregnancy was the last thing she'd have wanted.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    What a load of crap
    Actually, in this case, not.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    I wonder how many men are suddenly going to take an avid interest in their partner's beauty regime ?

    "Honey, I was just reading an article and wondered..."

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  • PRC1964
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    hear if you get some in your mouth it makes your teeth whiter, too.
    I bet it helps you lose weight too.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    This treatment really is quite ancient. The Romans and before did this.

    You can google this one up, but they found in Pompei (or Herculaneum) a woman and her, erm, donors, caught by the eruption, mid-treatment, so to speak.
    What a load of crap

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  • TimberWolf
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    Some guy has fired off many consecutive gross comments, but this one is good:

    hear if you get some in your mouth it makes your teeth whiter, too.

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  • dozer
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    bukkake!

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  • threaded
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    This treatment really is quite ancient. The Romans and before did this.

    You can google this one up, but they found in Pompei (or Herculaneum) a woman and her, erm, donors, caught by the eruption, mid-treatment, so to speak.

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  • lightng
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    http://fashionista.com/2009/06/would...he_spermin.php

    at $250 a pop it could I imagine a few of you could double your annual income.
    Wonder how many thimbles per treatment.

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  • PRC1964
    started a topic Plan B for you Pot Noodlers

    Plan B for you Pot Noodlers

    http://fashionista.com/2009/06/would...he_spermin.php

    at $250 a pop it could I imagine a few of you could double your annual income.

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