I bet Ian McGeechan

[Drewster]

Do you have any idea what a 'double dummy scissors' move is? I don't. I don't even know the difference between a 'scissors' and a 'loop' but I do know they both end up with the ball bouncing around on the ground and the ref blowing for a scrum to the opposition.

Shirley - a Double Dummy is a reference to the IQ of a typical front row!

but I agree about the Pretty Boys bolloxing it all up with poncy "moves" that seem to end up with a knock on and the Girls getting in a handbag strop with each other.... and then the Grunts having to win it back again!

[Mich the Tester]

Shirley - a Double Dummy is a reference to the IQ of a typical front row!

but I agree about the Pretty Boys bolloxing it all up with poncy "moves" that seem to end up with a knock on and the Girls getting in a handbag strop with each other.... and then the Grunts having to win it back again!

Our front row includes one youth prison officer, one building labourer and a professor of fluid dynamics. I suppose their IQ averages out well above 100, but take away the professor and it'll be around 60. Nice guys though.