My money is on the weegie, James & Lorraine....
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The apprentice - who's gonna go?
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The apprentice - who's gonna go?
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
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I still can't help feeling that there is a winner each week - namely the person who escapes.
Could you imagine working for someone like Alan Sugar??
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Yasmina didn't seem to know you could get hold of the accounts of a limited company (or what exactly was in hers) - hilarious!Comment
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That was classic, was just about to write about that "How did you get my accounts?" "Eh, it's a public document"Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostYasmina didn't seem to know you could get hold of the accounts of a limited company (or what exactly was in hers) - hilarious!
And 4.5% pre tax profit from 400,000 turnover ( although that was questioned ) is bugger all.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostThat was classic, was just about to write about that "How did you get my accounts?" "Eh, it's a public document"
And 4.5% pre tax profit from 400,000 turnover ( although that was questioned ) is bugger all.
And they way she came back out of the interview and made all was good!!
I would not like someone like that working for me..."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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James is so gone... surely."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Told yae....
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Yasmina is next.... or perhaps Lorraine"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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