Top 5 Threads you WANT to see ?

[MrMark]

5. Alien contact established.

Yikes, that would make me soil my pants !!!!

At best they'd treat us as potential house-pets or slaves. At worst they'd eliminate us to take possession of prime estate Earth.

[sasguru]

I'm just a fat pie-eating bloke and not special in any way - Threaded.
I've put my £10K life savings into an ISA - DimPrawn
SKA was a bad idea - AtWat
I'm leaving this forum - CyberCretin

[MrMark]

Anyway, here's my 5

1) UK database contractors in huge demand in Europe; what rate will you hold out for?

2) Vince Cable appointed new Chancellor.

3) Scotland to hold referendum on independence.

4) Monday mornings to be abolished; standard starting time of 11.30 am proposed for start of week

5) Govt proposes contractor tax free allowance of 15k to motivate economy.

[Mat7777]

1. Brown leaves English PMstership' to lead Scots Parliament (down drain)

2. Carol Vorderman elected new chancellor

3. Euro ditched - GB pound new European currency

4. Immigration Problems solved

5. Teleporting Technology perfected - roads now free of numpties