Peter Scudamore
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Peter Scudamore walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry mate, I don't serve shorts".
HTHDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Peter Scudamore and his horse walk into a bar. Barman says to horse: "why the long face? and what's that short twat having?"Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostPeter Scudamore walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry mate, I don't serve shorts".
HTH
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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