Would you ever have a drink.........

[wobbegong]

I never ever drink before lunch unless:

-its early lunch
-i'm at an airport about to go on holiday
-it's christmas (champagne breakfast)
-its a stag doo
-it's a nice sunny summers day and im not working and have skipped breakfast due to late wake up going directly to lunch in a pub as im feeling lazy
-it's my birthday, sometimes, mostly i'll stay in bed
-i'm on holiday
-it's a celebration of some sort (wedding day etc.)

so hardly ever really

. . . or it's the early 1990's and your daughter has kept you up all night with teething pains, it's morning light, and you're both at your wits end and dieing from sleep deprivation, and then (and just then) that couple of cans of lager in the fridge seem mighty attractive. Oh and some Phenergen for the daughter.

Aaaaaahhh!

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

P.S. Don't judge if you haven't been there.

[d000hg]

. . . or it's the early 1990's and your daughter has kept you up all night with teething pains, it's morning light, and you're both at your wits end and dieing from sleep deprivation, and then (and just then) that couple of cans of lager in the fridge seem mighty attractive. Oh and some Phenergen for the daughter.

Aaaaaahhh!

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

P.S. Don't judge if you haven't been there.

If you haven't been to bed it's still night-time

[ace00]

Used to have a glass of vino & aromatic cig after night-shifts (08:00) in Amsterdam, when I used to do them. Straight out and up for the afternoon.
Occasional day time sessions are great fun IMO, but I never had a problem with drinking.

[Lockhouse]

If I'm on holiday I occasionally have a Bloody Mary with my breakfast if eating out. Apart from that I don't drink before lunchtime.