Bird poo isn't lucky

[Mich the Tester]

I think you have it slightly the wrong way around. On Saturday I got the bird that had been pooing on my car and I had a poo on her. That night I won the jackpot.

You like scat do you?

[EternalOptimist]

Two punks are coming out of the hairdressers, one has an expensive bright red mohican, One has flourescent green spikes.

Punk 1 looks up - 'hey man. what would you do if a bird pooed on your head?'
Punk 2 - 'Hey, I wouldnt go out with her any more man'