MPs expenses - we're being manipulated into hysteria.

[bogeyman]

Expect loads of 'optimistic' rhetoric from the snot goblin, nuLieBore, BBC, etc.

That is the advise from Obama’s campaign team that is now working there dark arts here.

These are the people who invended the smiling Gordon (not safe after meals)

I've heard that they surgically implanted some kind of electrical probe into Gordon's rectum which, when stimulated by remote control, causes him to grimace in a way that is similar to a human smile, but much madder and creepier.

Watch out for Mandelson or Ali Campbell operating a remote control handset when there are evidently no model helicopters flying in the vicinity.

[OwlHoot]

It must be damned tricky to master, because they also have to work his jaw at the same time.

[bogeyman]

It must be damned tricky to master, because they also have to work his jaw at the same time.

And his bladder.

[PM-Junkie]

It must be damned tricky to master, because they also have to work his jaw at the same time.

Very tricky.....notice how they keep getting it wrong and the jaw keeps slipping so it's lop-sided?

[BrowneIssue]

These are the people who invended the smiling Gordon (not safe after meals)

Wind that video to the 0:39 seconds mark.

His right eye looks dead. His left eye has wandered off. The rest of his face looks like that Merkin woman who has had a face transplant.

His poor, poor wife. She has to wake up to that.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Linky (Capitalists@Work Blog): Brownadder's Bunker

[HairyArsedBloke]

Telegraph: MPs' expenses: Alistair Darling's claim for help with his tax return

Also in this edition:

Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, bought a £240 Apple iPhone for her husband on expenses.

Oh, FFS!

[BrilloPad]

Telegraph: MPs' expenses: Alistair Darling's claim for help with his tax return

Also in this edition:


Oh, FFS!

So the media is whipping you into hysteria......

[Platypus]

His poor, poor wife. She has to wake up to that.

Hardly - I'm sure she knew the deal when she agreed to marry him.

You surely don't believe it's anything other than a marriage of political convenience do you?