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I'm no cry-baby but that hurt

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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    IF you've genuinely burned the skin OFF the fingers then I suggest a quick trip to A&E for some flamizan and some nice codeine based pain killers.

    If you're just posting for comic effect, get over it you lilly livered pussy.
    Probably sound advice there Mule.

    I remember years ago when I used to do electronics prototyping, there was this aerosol stuff called Burneze that we'd spray on our fingers after mishaps with the soldering iron.

    Bloody effective.

    We used to get through cans of the stuff in the lab 'the morning after'.

    I'll probably have finger cancer or something when I'm older due to excessive Burneze.

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      oooouuuwwwww!!!!!

      just put the lancashire hotpot in the oven and I've burned the skin off the back of four fingers on one hand and three knuckles of the other.
      Eyup cock,

      If you're a true Lancastrian, you'll pop any skin or scab tissue back in the pot and give it another 20 minutes at 6.

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        #13
        Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
        Eyup cock,

        If you're a true Lancastrian, you'll pop any skin or scab tissue back in the pot and give it another 20 minutes at 6.
        And don't forget those toenails you've got lying under the bed

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #14
          Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
          And don't forget those toenails you've got lying under the bed
          Yes, standard hot pot rules apply. Simmer them until they've gone soft and no longer taste like what they started out as, and you'll be fine.

          Gradely,

          tl

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            #15
            it's out now.

            missus is chomping away, but unfortunately I have some more tubes to finish.

            I have discovered a brilliant idea tonight. I will tell you about it tomorrow, you have heard about background music right ?

            well listen up - I have invented foreground music


            hic
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            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              it's out now.

              missus is chomping away, but unfortunately I have some more tubes to finish.

              I have discovered a brilliant idea tonight. I will tell you about it tomorrow, you have heard about background music right ?

              well listen up - I have invented foreground music


              hic
              So, "it's out" and your missus is "chomping away", eh?

              Rather too much information there EO.

              I won't even enquire about the "tubes"

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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