Reply to: I'm no cry-baby but that hurt

[bogeyman]

it's out now.

missus is chomping away, but unfortunately I have some more tubes to finish.

I have discovered a brilliant idea tonight. I will tell you about it tomorrow, you have heard about background music right ?

well listen up - I have invented foreground music


hic

So, "it's out" and your missus is "chomping away", eh?

Rather too much information there EO.

I won't even enquire about the "tubes"

[EternalOptimist]

it's out now.

missus is chomping away, but unfortunately I have some more tubes to finish.

I have discovered a brilliant idea tonight. I will tell you about it tomorrow, you have heard about background music right ?

well listen up - I have invented foreground music


hic

[thunderlizard]

And don't forget those toenails you've got lying under the bed

Yes, standard hot pot rules apply. Simmer them until they've gone soft and no longer taste like what they started out as, and you'll be fine.

Gradely,

tl

[bogeyman]

Eyup cock,

If you're a true Lancastrian, you'll pop any skin or scab tissue back in the pot and give it another 20 minutes at 6.

And don't forget those toenails you've got lying under the bed

[thunderlizard]

oooouuuwwwww!!!!!

just put the lancashire hotpot in the oven and I've burned the skin off the back of four fingers on one hand and three knuckles of the other.

Eyup cock,

If you're a true Lancastrian, you'll pop any skin or scab tissue back in the pot and give it another 20 minutes at 6.

[bogeyman]

IF you've genuinely burned the skin OFF the fingers then I suggest a quick trip to A&E for some flamizan and some nice codeine based pain killers.

If you're just posting for comic effect, get over it you lilly livered pussy.

Probably sound advice there Mule.

I remember years ago when I used to do electronics prototyping, there was this aerosol stuff called Burneze that we'd spray on our fingers after mishaps with the soldering iron.

Bloody effective.

We used to get through cans of the stuff in the lab 'the morning after'.

I'll probably have finger cancer or something when I'm older due to excessive Burneze.

[EternalOptimist]

IF you've genuinely burned the skin OFF the fingers then I suggest a quick trip to A&E for some flamizan and some nice codeine based pain killers.

If you're just posting for comic effect, get over it you lilly livered pussy.

burned is more accurate than burned off. they are on the 'pads' rather than the joints so I can type ok.


fridge

[Moscow Mule]

just put the lancashire hotpot in the oven and I've burned the skin off the back of four fingers on one hand and three knuckles of the other.

IF you've genuinely burned the skin OFF the fingers then I suggest a quick trip to A&E for some flamizan and some nice codeine based pain killers.

If you're just posting for comic effect, get over it you lilly livered pussy.

[EternalOptimist]

Well Keith Floyd used them all the time!

But then I suppose he is probably a gay boy, and possibly a frot.

i bet the cowards got smooth hands though


fridge-stop

[bogeyman]

Oven Gloves !!!

oven gloves are for taking things OUT of the oven. Only gay boys frots and fags use them to put things INTO the oven


must have another can of pain killer

Well Keith Floyd used them all the time!

But then I suppose he is probably a gay boy, and possibly a frot.

[EternalOptimist]

Ah! Been there.

In which case I recommend these...

http://www.johnlewis.com/230335040/Product.aspx

Followed by this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...s/guinness.jpg

Oven Gloves !!!

oven gloves are for taking things OUT of the oven. Only gay boys frots and fags use them to put things INTO the oven


must have another can of pain killer

[bogeyman]

genius

three out of three

Ah! Been there.

In which case I recommend these...

http://www.johnlewis.com/230335040/Product.aspx

Followed by this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...s/guinness.jpg

[EternalOptimist]

My condolences.

Were you pissed EO, or is it just a very narrow oven? Or a very wide casserole pot?

genius

three out of three

[Pogle]

oooouuuwwwww!!!!!


just put the lancashire hotpot in the oven and I've burned the skin off the back of four fingers on one hand and three knuckles of the other.


must go for a can of pain killer

DOH!

Hope you feel better soon

[bogeyman]

oooouuuwwwww!!!!!


just put the lancashire hotpot in the oven and I've burned the skin off the back of four fingers on one hand and three knuckles of the other.


must go for a can of pain killer

My condolences.

Were you pissed EO, or is it just a very narrow oven? Or a very wide casserole pot?