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    #71
    <Pogle clutches bottle of Voddi with a straw in it>

    ALL TOGETHER NOW - Why ..why ..why ..DELILAH

    <Pogle slumps down on the floor muttering something about Gorden Banks>
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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      #72


      Hello?

      Anyone home?



      Bum.




      shuffles off again...

      ... mind you, I'm having those empty bottles for my homebrew...
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #73
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
        To be allowed to post here you need to submit three references and keep the site updated with details of any interviews you have.
        They needn't be good references though - We need all the laughs we can get.
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #74
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          They needn't be good references though - We need all the laughs we can get.
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #75
            Sill here - still in a daze - still "not worth listening to"....I could've told you that!!!
            A bad workman blames his fools

            EDIT: *tools

            stupid keyboard.

            http://twitter.com/TheAnonTechGuy

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              #76
              Originally posted by SlimRick View Post
              Sill here - still in a daze - still "not worth listening to"....I could've told you that!!!
              Really?

              Well done SlimRick, not many new members live through their welcoming party (I think you may be the first!).



              Oh, and I'll have a Champagne Mojito please - no umbrella, ta.

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                #77
                What the f**k is going on here? More importantly, where's the fridge, I've brought fresh supplies.

                What's Drewster doing with his tongue down the Pizza Delivery Boy's throat?

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  What's Drewster doing with his tongue down the Pizza Delivery Boy's throat?
                  Xeno is a pizza delivery boy nowadays?
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #79
                    Fridge is over there <points past SlimRick and the minibar>.
                    I'm off out for a spot of 'fresh air' <opens pack of smokes>.

                    Oi, Slim, wake up, where's me cocktail?

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by SlimRick View Post
                      Sill here - still in a daze - still "not worth listening to"....I could've told you that!!!
                      You become worth listening too after you buy us all a drink and join in a game of twister.....

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