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    #11
    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    zombies?
    If it pays the bills... support is dead and I'm too old to learn coding although I'm still dabbling now and then, it just doesn't grab me as I'm not that interested to be honest, may try a networking course next.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      When harry met sally, the flesh eating zombie?

      Zulu dawn of the dead?

      A Midsummer-Night's Nightmare on ELm Street?
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #13
        Funeral Games - Mary Renault

        A right rivitin read
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #14
          Spanky - Christopher Fowler
          Pleomax

          This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

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            #15
            We seem to be going OT here.

            We need some kind of flesh eating monster connection chaps ...
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #16
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
              David Copperfield vs Predator

              Could be a whole new literary genre this.
              Shirley that would be more of a pamphlet than a novel? Unless he uses his arty disappearing skills to outfox Predator.


              I suggest a series of childrens' books:

              Now we are Ate.
              Hundred Ogre Wood.
              Danny, The Champion of the Underworld.
              George's Marvellous Medicine Man.
              Peter Panned.
              Charlie and the Weapons Factory.
              Bambert's Book of Missing Children.
              His Dark Ethereals.
              The Big ******* Giant.
              Trussed William.

              I'll think of some more in a minute...

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                #17
                See Spot Run from the flesh eating zombies.

                The Gruffalo (Directors cut, where he actually eats the little feckin mouse)
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  A Cure for Gravity by Joe Jackson

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                    #19
                    The Very Angry Caterpillar.
                    The Scat in the Hat.
                    The Story of Barber.
                    The Wolves Chase Willoughby.
                    To Kill a Bird.
                    Great Eviscerations.
                    Wuthering Frights.
                    A Kestrel for a Grave.
                    The Bobbit.
                    King Solomon's Claymore Mines.
                    Watershipley Down.
                    True Git.
                    My Family In Other Animals.


                    I'll get my coat...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      The Bobbit.


                      I'll get my coat...
                      Owwwwwwwwwch!
                      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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