How stupid are you?

[sasguru]

Well

[FSM with Cheddar]

Wibble

[TimberWolf]

Would you like a number or a hat size?

[Mich the Tester]

Too stupid to guess the winning lottery numbers, otherwise I wouldn't be here.

[realityhack]

I don't understand the question.

[Moscow Mule]

Condiment?

[Andy2]

I don't understand the question.

I understood the question but don't know the answer

[DiscoStu]

Who's this Einstein chap?

[Mich the Tester]

Who's this Einstein chap?

Some German permie who worked in a patents office.

[EternalOptimist]

Here's how stupid I am.
Took the kids camping to the lakes last year, got cold, wet, tired injured, skint.
what a nightmare. bad food, stoney ground, wind whipping everywhere. The ONLY thing that kept me going was the thought of the mega-breakfast in the service area on the way home.
sausages, dippy eggs, smokey bacon.

So I got the tribe settled in, fed and watered, then I sat down with my prize. It looke fkng scrumptious, I couln't control myself. I put a big shake of salt on it and the lid came off 'no worries' i thought, i like a bit of salt.
'dad - thats the sugar'