Divorce while a contractor?

[Moscow Mule]

Wouldn't it be difficult to set another one up? I am still registered at the marital home address and have no plans to change that.

The wife has a habit of opening mail addressed to me.

No, it's a piece of piss - get your accountant to do it if you haven't got time.
Use your accountant as the registered office of the company.

You can add that to a list of things your wife won't be doing whilst your living together, along with bringing other men home, or staying out all night without clearing it with you first.

[BrilloPad]

Last night when she had given me the paperwork she was very hostile and more interested in watching tv then talking so i took the paperwork and went ot give her a hug, she pulled back and i just went.

This morning she calls me and says she was sorry for being hostile towards me last night, she finds it difficult to talk to me as she is not sure how i might react!

she said to me this morning that we have no hope of the relationship as husband and wife working, but feels we shoudl reamin friends.

I watch the apprentice 5 times last night and only at 3 am this morning when it ended for the 5 time did i relise what had actually happened.

She is very confused. You cant really blame her for being a bit concerned about your reaction.

She wants to be wooed. I suggest you do as much wooing as possible. Flowers. Chocolates. Try to talk to her as openly as possible about your feelings : SA will have loads of good advice on that.

Also try to think of some present a bit original. Something relating to her interests. Books are good. To celebrate 6 years since meeting Mrs BP I bought her a coffee mat : it said "I had a mind once. Now I have small children". There was a picture of a woman with children aged about 7, 7, 2 : boy, girl, boy like our kids!

Go onto moonpig : upload a wedding photo onto a card with something slushy like "I still love you" or some such sh1t that women fall for.

How about a holiday just the two of you? Even if just a night away? Can her parents babysit for a short while?

The relationship is not over : she wants attention. FFS give it to her! You know it makes sense!

BP
PS Aren't you pleased that knob has been fired from the apprentice?

[SallyAnne]

Well..............I feel lost now
Got given a "contract" titled "Guidelines for us to live in the same house".

Detailing lots of things, about me not walking naked around the house, sleeping in the lounge these are all things i must do. Saying my parents are not welcome in the house when she is there WTF?

Her setting up her own bank account and me paying her housekeeping for derv, food clothes (So i have to pay for her to swan off when she feels like it).

The best is yet to come, "I am embarking on a new relationship which has not included sex so far........."

I needed to post it is very lengthy but basically restricts me in what i can and cannot do in our house, and dosn't really mention restricting her at all.

Phoenix

Ah I'm sorry like, but this is a crock of sh1te.

Who are you trying to kid with this?

This is El Duder-esque....and I'm not sure what the agenda is, but I'm sensing something a bit mean.

[pleomax]

Ah I'm sorry like, but this is a crock of tulipe.

Who are you trying to kid with this?

This is El Duder-esque....and I'm not sure what the agenda is, but I'm sensing something a bit mean.

As god is my witness this is the truth, i have it her right in front of me, you want me to scan it and send it to you?

Why would i lie now? I was open with what has happened so far, but now you choose to doubt me?

Maybe i will from now on know you as Thomas?

My sense of humour is what i have at the moment, I do not mean to offend you.

God Bless you SA

[SallyAnne]

As god is my witness this is the truth, i have it her right in front of me, you want me to scan it and send it to you?

Why would i lie now? I was open with what has happened so far, but now you choose to doubt me?

Maybe i will from now on know you as Thomas?

My sense of humour is what i have at the moment, I do not mean to offend you.

God Bless you SA

Yeah yeah - nothing you say rings true man. And I dont "now" choose to doubt you, it's sounded like horse sh1t from the start.

Only difference is, since late yesterday I've started to think that this is quite an elaborate dig at someone on the board. I think you are a person who has very personal information about a couple of incidents which happened to another board member (possibly ex board member) in the past, and you've concocted this pile of sh1te story to have quite a seriously disturbed dig at them.

You're one sick puppy.

[Moscow Mule]

Yeah yeah - nothing you say rings true man. And I dont "now" choose to doubt you, it's sounded like horse tulip from the start.

Only difference is, since late yesterday I've started to think that this is quite an elaborate dig at someone on the board. I think you are a person who has very personal information about a couple of incidents which happened to another board member (possibly ex board member) in the past, and you've concocted this pile of tulipe story to have quite a seriously disturbed dig at them.

You're one sick puppy.

You know you can see all the posts somebody has ever posted - that's quite a back story (he has created) if you're right SA.

[sasguru]

It does not sound like English is Pleomax's first language. And I mean the usage and phraseology, not just the lack of grammar:
"As God is my witness... etc.

I seriously doubt his claim to be "born and bred Anglo Saxon" as he claimed yesterday.

[Pickle2]

Yeah yeah - nothing you say rings true man. And I dont "now" choose to doubt you, it's sounded like horse tulip from the start.

Only difference is, since late yesterday I've started to think that this is quite an elaborate dig at someone on the board. I think you are a person who has very personal information about a couple of incidents which happened to another board member (possibly ex board member) in the past, and you've concocted this pile of tulipe story to have quite a seriously disturbed dig at them.

You're one sick puppy.

Sal! You are Miss Marple, and I claim my five free pairs of tweed granny pants.

[sasguru]

So no further responses. Was this thread a crock of tulipe all along?

[oracleslave]

So no further responses. Was this thread a crock of tulipe all along?

Not sure . Can someone explain?