I ran over a bird this mornig

[FSM with Cheddar]

What was wrong with your brakes?

My brakes are fine thank you.

Bird flew across the road directly into my path.

Not a lot I could do.

[Moscow Mule]

Not a lot I could do.

Don't cut yourself up about it, you've provided an easy meal for a hungry cat...

[Mich the Tester]

The bird failed to adapt to its environment. Following evolution through selection, in the future only those animals that learn to cross the road properly will survive. Ergo, you have contributed to the improvement of the avian genepool.

[EternalOptimist]

Drive around in Oz for a while, then park up and get the camera out.
The car becomes a mecca for every hungry bird within three light years as they hover picking bugs off your front grille - very splendid

[Menelaus]

Just needed to tell someone.

Sorry

Heather Mills?

[Pogle]

Heather Mills?

Coat for sir?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Heather Mills?

[Menelaus]

Coat for sir?

Ah, my coat? Thank you.