planning

[realityhack]

<puff pant...> sorry I'm late everyone...I only just heard there was a party going on at a newbie's place!

I bought jägermeister...

Excellent, TLG's hogging the playlist, I'm sampling all the ales, Rookie's passing one around, and Cojak was last seen pulling her wellies out of the mud.

[snaw]

Can you keep the noise down please, I'm trying to do some work!

[RichardCranium]

I hope you young buggers are arranging proper toilets.

The last lot in this field pissed and crapped in the hedge I sleep in.

[BrianSnail]

Excellent, TLG's hogging the playlist, I'm sampling all the ales, Rookie's passing one around, and Cojak was last seen pulling her wellies out of the mud.

Thanks for the update hackers! Anyone found the Devonshire cider yet?

Oh, and who's headlining this festival?

[realityhack]

Thanks for the update hackers! Anyone found the Devonshire cider yet?

Oh, and who's headlining this festival?

Someone called Spotify at the moment, the name sounds like a teen band to me. Where's my coat?

[RichardCranium]

Oh yes. And when you leave your used condoms lying about, tie knots in them first.

Otherwise insects and critters get into them before I can.

[BrianSnail]

I hope you young buggers are arranging proper toilets.

The last lot in this field pissed and crapped in the hedge I sleep in.

Good point RC! I'm gonna take a dump before they start overflowing...

[basshead]

Some ***** has just pushed over the portaloo and BrianSnail has drowned in his own turd

[BrianSnail]

Some ***** has just pushed over the portaloo and BrianSnail has drowned in his own turd

Don't laugh! I saw that happen to someone at the Isle of Wight festival one year!

[cojak]

I'm back!

I've got enough bin bags for everyone in the certain event of rain!

They're mainly black, but I've got a few green ones for the more stylish amongst you (no grabbing RH and minestrone!)