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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha........ EO you crack me up!!!!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostDo you want my 'EO getting to the interview stage' tips

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Listen to the job requirements at the beginning of the interview and regurgitate a similar kind of your 'past experience'.
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Somebody once told me they interviewed were interviewing a candiadte for an IT role and asked "What is your greatest acheivement?"
The candidate paused for 10 seconds before replying, "Sleeping with two women at the same time"
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He wouldn't have if I'd interviewed him.Originally posted by JoJoGabor View PostSomebody once told me they interviewed were interviewing a candiadte for an IT role and asked "What is your greatest acheivement?"
The candidate paused for 10 seconds before replying, "Sleeping with two women at the same time"
He got the jobI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Would your friend given him the job though?Originally posted by Pogle View PostHe wouldn't have if I'd interviewed him.Comment
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I'm completely baffled, seriously. Is that something to do with sea breezes, or more the fact that Brighton is said to be the gay capital of, er, West Sussex?Originally posted by GardenGirl View Post.. If this doesn't work I may just have to try the Sharon Stone approach being suggested (although extremely dodgy when you live on the south coast!)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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If you are 33.3% positive that you are in with a chance, that means that there are 2 other candidates also going for the role.
Take the other two out for a day's skydiving.
Don't forget to pack your chute !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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I'm surprised the response wasn't "working in IT, I'm amazed you sleep with any women at all."Originally posted by JoJoGabor View PostSomebody once told me they interviewed were interviewing a candiadte for an IT role and asked "What is your greatest acheivement?"
The candidate paused for 10 seconds before replying, "Sleeping with two women at the same time"
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What makes you think that you have a 33% chance of getting the role? Are you basing this purely on the assumption that there are two other candidates?Originally posted by GardenGirl View PostI've got a 33% chance of getting a job
It could well be that you have a much higher (or lower) chance than that - just because there are three candidates, you may have a 0% chance of getting the role.Comment
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