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Did you have a nice weekend?
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One rubber ring for oracleslave.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. -
True. On the upside it gave me a good reason to encourage the missus to massage my prostate. I think you'all know enough about my weekend nowOriginally posted by Rookie View PostOne rubber ring for oracleslave.
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Yuk, just as I was eating a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostTrue. On the upside it gave me a good reason to encourage the missus to massage my prostate. I think you'all know enough about my weekend now
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Was okay. Took my Morris 1800 out for a spin on Saturday. Went to the park with my son. He ended up getting a severe cut on his eyebrow whilst playing with some type of teeter-totter thingi. Plenty of blood. Luckily there was someone there who quickly grabbed a first aid kit. The swelling was massive and I had difficulty keeping a icepack on him...he refused to let me apply it.
Mom wasn't too impressed when she got home!
Sunday...wallpaper removal. highlight was watching JB win his fifth!McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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