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My brother in lizardhood is right. It's not May the month, it's May the Hawthorn blossom.
Likewise, "Here we go gathering nuts in May" should probably be "Here we go gathering knots of may"Comment
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Nuts in May - wasn't that a drama in the 70's with two of the most annoying characters on the planet in it? was it Candice Marie and ken or something - or has my brain turned into jelly tots again?Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostMy brother in lizardhood is right. It's not May the month, it's May the Hawthorn blossom.
Likewise, "Here we go gathering nuts in May" should probably be "Here we go gathering knots of may"I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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You're thinking of the Darling Buds of May. And she was certainly budding out all over in that.Originally posted by zeitghostThat lovely Catherine Zeta Jones person was in it...Last edited by DaveB; 11 May 2009, 10:58."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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A Mike Leigh television play starring Roger Sloman as Keith and Alison Steadman as Candice-Marie. One of my guilty pleasures!Comment
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