Flue Pantsdemic

[minestrone]

Found out yesterday they were making contingency plans in my area to take over the ice rinks to store bodies on.

[Drewster]

What? You don't mean.... it oozes out of your botty????

Thats 'orrible and disgusting!!!!!! But certainly a better trick

[cailin maith]

What? You don't mean.... it oozes out of your botty????

Thats 'orrible and disgusting!!!!!! But certainly a better trick

Shut up you nutter!

[Drewster]

Shut up you nutter!

Busted!

[Menelaus]

Found out yesterday they were making contingency plans in my area to take over the ice rinks to store bodies on.

Solution to the pensions crisis.

[BrowneIssue]

I received the flu leaflet in the post today and binned it. We've have probably squandered a £billion on Tamiflu so far, and it has a shelf life of 5 years. It does little to fight the bug anyway. Boomed.

We got ours today.

I read it with my cynical head on and - much to my disappointment - found I could not really fault it. Simple, sensible, practical advice.

The only criticism I could make is I wished they had included "stop spitting" which would hardly make much difference anyway.

I am so disappointed.

[Cyberman]

The latest concensus is that we should try to get swineflu because it is weak and we will generate antibodies ready for the next highly virulent strain that will appear in about six months. It makes sense to me !!

[Turion]

The latest concensus is that we should try to get swineflu because it is weak and we will generate antibodies ready for the next highly virulent strain that will appear in about six months. It makes sense to me !!

That makes sense, but the government, drug co's and other official ***** won't like that as they cannot fkcu us up by invoking their emergency powers to look important by saving us by shutting down swaves of the economy and handing out life saving expensive pills so we don't die and we will love them so much for that and trust them to save us from ourselves for ever after and in death....

[BrowneIssue]

The latest consensus is that we should try to get swine flu because it is weak and we will generate antibodies ready for the next highly virulent strain that will appear in about six months.

Why don't you, AtW and Tay go first...

I expect we could have a whip round for the air fare to Mexico. (You'll have to pay the return bit yourself, I expect.)