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arrr! Ramen! His noodly appendage isn't really anti anything; he's a sort of libertarian god figure who'd just rather you didn't be nasty to other people.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostThankfully as a wee proddie(!) is it not the case that the RC faith considers us to be the anti-christ?
Bloody good job I'm of the flying-spaghetti-monster variety. I've always thought that arguing over religion was like arguing over who had the best imaginary friend.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Great.... thats going to be in my head all eveningOriginally posted by zeitghost"Mother's Little Helper"
(Jagger/Richards)
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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My ex-wifes dog was a nervous bugger who needed valium. The weirdest thing is to see a Rhodesian Ridgeback asleep on the floor, valium'd out of its wee face.Originally posted by zeitghostSee above... <sing>Comment
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strum strum strum strum strum strum strum strum ...Originally posted by zeitghostI see a red door and I want to paint it black...
No colours any more...
Excellent song, and the only Stones track on my iPod.Comment
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Grrr - I'm going to have to have to listen to them on the way home nowOriginally posted by zeitghostI see a red door and I want to paint it black...
No colours any more...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGrrr - I'm going to have to have to listen to them on the way home now
Nothing wrong with a little Strolling Bones now and again!
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That and Play with Fire are really the only two Stones tracks I like, well apart from Standing in the Shadows (or whatever its called) and Sympathy for the Devil.....Originally posted by zeitghostI see a red door and I want to paint it black...
No colours any more...
Hmm - Pogle pops over to Play.com for a greatest hits CD
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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