Please stay Gordon!

**AtW** · 4 May 2009, 00:05

Originally posted by TheRefactornator View Post

..in response to the "resign" petition I see the are some quite funny comments in the signatures on this one. Must be keeping the mods busy.

* Evi... - No, I can't do this to my country!
* Over 41K sigs say you are wrong!
* Gordon Brown Appreciation Society?
* You're on benefits,I assume?
* Why Keith Why? Unelected = Unwanted
* Gordon Brown

* You are totally mental
* Who let this arsehole out of his padded cell
* Most Excellent Piss-take
* Only a non-worker who sponges off everyone else would come up with this
* Resign now
* Joseph Stalin

* Baldrick
* to make sure the Tories win
* Gordon's mum
* joseph fritzl

* Paid by the Labour party, I presume?
* Harriet H
* keith armstrong bollocks
* Sorry, we need change desperately
* Robert Mugabe
* Bollocks!
* steve plume
* Sorry, I thought it was May 1st, not April Fools Day
* Brown is a Bell End

* Do I get expenses for this
* Laugh? I nearly sh*t myself.
* Lazy bastard workshy sponger
* Osama Bin Laden - I love you Gordon, you and me in my cave...
* Adolf Hitler say: "Gordon we can rule the world together"
* Lord (my payoff) Stalham (now 4500 against)
* gordon brown's wife
* Gordon is a MORON. Slant-eyed TWAT!
* finger in nose
* yeah, the longer he stays the bigger the tory majority
* ALL MY LOVE GORDON, ALISTAIR XXX
* Jacqui Smiff - please stay and share my 88p bathplug xx
* cocknose
* Elvis
* Golden Brown
* Makes Blair and Bush look good
* A Bell
* Andrew Ball
* I'm enjoying the messes he gets into
* Hugh Janus

* Mrs Gordon Brown
* beelzebub, father of lies and flies
* I have to be told when to smile
* General Hans Krebs, Jawohl Meing
* Gordon Brown - GET OUT, YOU'RE THE WORST PM WE'VE EVER HAD!!! 41k CAN'T BE WRONG!
* If you really cannot see the mess this man has created, you need new glasses
* John Prescott
* David Cameron
* One word - UNELECTED DICTATOR
* Lord Lucan
* $%&T for brains
* MP's representing Scots OUT of the English Goverment !
* Get out you control freak PM.
* winky mc****wit, 10 downing street
* Hazel says go
* in my straightjacket,being held down by burly psychiatric nurses demand to put my x on this petition
* Gordon Brown
* Should have gone to SpecSavers
* David Cameron's mum
* Preparation H
* Brenda Lacluster M25 gulag entertainments committee
* I think it is terrible that people should post spoof petitions on this site
* g.f.jellicoe
* Squirrel Nutkin Blears (AtW's comment: that wasn't me...)
* p.rossbacher
* Honour the Gurkhas (petitions.number10.gov.uk/HMFORCESTHANKS/)
* You Tube Management
* Only a complete fukstick would create this petition
* Robin Jarvis
* Gordon Brown (cheating again)
* Half a million Asylum seekers
* Winky McFwit
* "There is no limit to immigration as long as there are fields to build on" Hazel Blears.
* Ah the first cuckoo of Spring.
* The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher
* Adolf Hitler
* Robert the Bruce
* Lawrence DeSouza
* Steve Bevan
* U. Juan Kerr
* Liv Bythes-Meer, Di Bythes-Meer
* Bonqua Cynth Ebunqua
* T Herman Witherfly-Innockyer
* Azanuvo Teinthepo Stisworth Teninthebooth
* Beelzebub
* Shergar
* Khan Stopt Ellen-Porqueese
* Faqas ilum Seekr
* stephen guest
* Is that a sporran? No, it's just Hazel angling for promotion
* Tere aren't many Labour MP's on this list!
* The Clapham Common Knights
* This is a wind up, isn't it??
* Anthony Blair, thanks for the memories Gordon
* you scabby lazy arsed workshy muppett. Get a job and stop leaching from society
* Laser Printer Throwing Biatch!
* Dick Tator
* Des Pot
* Keep going Gordon - this is so much fun - Tony
* Hugh G Rection
* dont resign- we should sack you
* A Blair, you're the only man alive making me look good
* Ricky(I'll go 15 rounds with you) Hatton
* The Stasi Glee Club
* Mr George Bush & Mrs Tony Blair
* The Nokia shop
* Hazel Blears
* Keir Hardie or New Labour = No Labour
* The woman Gordon's sleeping with
* Yes Please stay Gordo, your pathetic demise is proving most excellent viewing you ****.
* keith harvey
* David Cameron
* Marianna Ponzo
* Alexander El Baaj
* Joseph Stalin
* David Cameron
* Everyone at B3ta
* Jesus H. Christ
* Mick Jagger
* Abu Hamza
* David Beckham

* Berney Ecclestone
* I'm so dumb I lost the plot
* It's not my fault, I can't be sorry
* sob, sob you sob
* The long goodbye
* A half wit
* Recession, what recession, I can smile because my pension is safe
* No rewards for failure

I only deleted like maybe 5 real names

This is total classic! Having people like this in UK makes me proud being British...

**Gonzo** · 4 May 2009, 04:16

How can anyone take the reported number of signatures seriously?

Adolf Hitler appears to have signed it twice. Surely he should not be allowed to sign it more than once?

**AtW** · 4 May 2009, 12:05

Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

Adolf Hitler appears to have signed it twice. Surely he should not be allowed to sign it more than once?

It's two different persons with the same name but different addresses, one is at the bunker in Berlin and the other one is at #10, Downing St, London

**MrMark** · 4 May 2009, 13:19

Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

How can anyone take the reported number of signatures seriously?

Adolf Hitler appears to have signed it twice. Surely he should not be allowed to sign it more than once?

He's allowed to make his own rules. Otherwise he throws a tantrum.

**TheRefactornator** · 4 May 2009, 13:30

..they keep on coming:

LAND
CUCKOO
Too embarrassed to give my name
CLOUD
Jeremy Clarkson, not a one eyed Scottish t**t
Kim Il Jong - Gordon muck me feel less ronery
Pol Pot
Michael Cawood
Fu Corff
Gordon's bogey
Titus Finckter (Germany)
Gordon ( why does nobody like me ) McMoron
Hiya Brenda , honey x
you're 'avin a larf!!!
ONE EYED ENGLISH HATER GO HOME YOU MUG,
unicorns, leprechauns and all the othe mythical creatures
General ' insanity' Melchette berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!
sm753, Rufus and AM2
Kate Garoway
The singing Fat Lady
F**k off you one-eyed Scotch bowel-ferret

**minestrone** · 4 May 2009, 14:19

* "There is no limit to immigration as long as there are fields to build on" Hazel Blears.

Did she actually say that?

Jaw dropping if so.

**threaded** · 4 May 2009, 16:21

Why can't Idi Amin vote?

**KentPhilip** · 4 May 2009, 16:49

No sign of "Helmut Arsepater"

Oh hang on - there is now

Please stay Gordon!