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Why is this forum getting so boring......
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Welcome back
By the way , has anyone seen my pen? It was on my desk when I went home last night and this morning it was gone.
Its blueLast edited by Clownio; 20 October 2005, 10:44.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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Hmmm....
nice to see a bit of consistency in this changing world.
My first look in here in months - very comforting to see that I obviously haven't been missing anything.
I like the avatar MF - it's nice to know that all my past pisstakes actually sank in.
Oh Dear: © MilanBenes27 1846-2005
I really can't think of anything to say about your jaded performance in this thread Beans - presumably family life has removed that glimmering spark of originality that once showed through in your postings.
I saw mention of dear old threaded too - I do so hope he is impressing the new CUK intake with his tales of derring-do. How many of the Danish royals has he rogered now?Comment
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Threaded believe it or not seems to have calmed down of late, even offering 'helpful' advice. Perhaps he's missing some of his old sparing partners as Milan mentioned.
"Is it not valid to seek a second opinion from a community of peers?"
Thought someone said pears for a moment, which would definately mean I'm in the wrong place. Next thing we'll start having farmers on here giving advice.Comment
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Hey! Welcome back fiddle.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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After eight hours of solid C++ it can be hard to be witty. Maybe we're all just getting too old, look at comedians like Ben Elton - hasn't been funny since the mid-'90s.
I save my wit for my pretty young wife. She's worth it.Comment
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Originally posted by TwoWolvesI save my wit for my pretty young wife. She's worth it.
Yes We'd agree she IS worth it!.........(sorry left yourself open for that one!!)SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Pen Found !
Just to let you know I've found my pen. It was in my desk.
Panic over.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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