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Made me laugh - will that be with or without your baggy trousers?Originally posted by Drewster View PostOr it is.... "One step beyond!"
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even if I keep on running........ I'll never get to Orange StreetOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostMade me laugh - will that be with or without your baggy trousers?Comment
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Don't blame you - Welcome to the house of fun!Originally posted by Drewster View Posteven if I keep on running........ I'll never get to Orange StreetJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Phew! What a relief I thought "My girls mad at me"Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostDon't blame you - Welcome to the house of fun!Comment
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Oh you know you give me that "Sweet Sensation"Originally posted by Drewster View PostPhew! What a relief I thought "My girls mad at me"Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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"Never mind the bollox" (Pistols) "Let me... Let me... **** you **** you" (Stranglers - No Fun)Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostOh you know you give me that "Sweet Sensation"
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not as good as **seholes, ****ards, ***king, **nts & **icksOriginally posted by Drewster View Post"Never mind the bollox" (Pistols) "Let me... Let me... **** you **** you" (Stranglers - No Fun)
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