Proof that atw...

[AtW]

normal people have other halves and family who might share their space and use their gadgets.

So you call yourself normal when you watch this:

Anyone else find themselves in a state of apoplectic rage every time some politician or "celeb" or celebrity chef" i.e. cook appears on the telly? Yesterday it was that gay bloke, Wan Cock or Cock au Vin or whatever he's called - you know the oriental bloke whose job is, get this, to advise women on how to dress. FFS.
He's got one of those whiny grating gay voices that really wind me up.

[sasguru]

So you call yourself normal when you watch this:

You don't understand English do you?
That's the problem AtW, your beliefs about your talents outrun the reality.
HTH

[AtW]

That's the problem AtW, your beliefs about your talents outrun the reality.

Now that's a kick below the belt - don't you feel hurt yourself too?

[Pinto]

You don't understand English do you?
That's the problem AtW, your beliefs about your talents outrun the reality.
HTH

I must admit I had to look up the word "onanist"

onanism
Noun
1. withdrawal in sexual intercourse before ejaculation
2. masturbation [after Onan: see Genesis 38:9]

Surprised to see 2 totally different definitions, although I'm not questioning which one you meant.

[AtW]

Surprised to see 2 totally different definitions, although I'm not questioning which one you meant.

And clearly it did not suprise you that guru knew that word?

[sasguru]

And clearly it did not suprise you that guru knew that word?

Like most highly intelligent people I have an immense vocabulary.
What he's not questioning is which type of onanist you are.

HTH

[Pinto]

Like most highly intelligent people I have an immense vocabulary.

HTH

In how many languages?

[sasguru]

In how many languages?

Just the one I chose to learn

[Rookie]

Like most highly intelligent people I have an immense vocabulary.......

.....but a very small penis.

[sasguru]

.....but a very small penis.

A classic of psychological projection.
I'm sorry to hear about that Rookie, have you tried exercises?