Here at the Department of Epidemiology we have worked out that AtW is responsible for swine flu. This is because every time he makes a statement about SKA, a squadron of flying pigs is observed frolicking in the sky.
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AtW responsible for swine flu
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SasMerdeBouche, if pigs COULD fly, you would be a squadron leaderOriginally posted by sasguru View PostHere at the Department of Epidemiology we have worked out that AtW is responsible for swine flu. This is because every time he makes a statement about SKA, a squadron of flying pigs is observed frolicking in the sky.
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It is more likely he'd be that fat overweight consultant pig carried forward by others while he makes valuable observations on how best he should be flown...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSasMerdeBouche, if pigs COULD fly, you would be a squadron leaderComment
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T'was ever so.Originally posted by AtW View PostIt is more likely he'd be that fat overweight consultant pig carried forward by others while he makes valuable observations on how best he should be flown...
There's the officer class and then there's the peasants.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThere's the officer class and then there's the peasants.
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Soon enough for you to come to the CUK drinks in Richmond?Originally posted by AtW View PostReal big SKA news are coming soon, keep faith little piggy...Comment
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There is a chance of that.Originally posted by Bunk View PostSoon enough for you to come to the CUK drinks in Richmond?
I'll certainly be attending the Xmas bash
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Can we believe anything you say on cuk?Originally posted by AtW View PostThere is a chance of that.
I'll certainly be attending the Xmas bash
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