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Swine Flu - Pandemic or Pants?

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    #61
    40% of the UK to get swine flu, according to WHO expert Prof Ferguson, Imperial College, London

    swine flu prediction

    Just as well we seem to be able to mitigate the intensity via drugs.
    Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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      #62
      My wife suspects that I have swine flu. Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are: sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.

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        #63
        Symptoms include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing, while runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea have also been reported.

        A few people have come back from holiday in Mexico with these symptoms and we're panicking?
        Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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          #64
          Interactive map. I've been waiting for one of these.

          http://news.sky.com/skynews/Interact.../Swine-Flu-Map
          Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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            #65
            Just incase it wasn't spreading like wild fire in the UK, another 10,000 Brits are being brought back from mexico.

            http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/tra...cle6184479.ece

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              #66
              Originally posted by MrMark View Post
              40% of the UK to get swine flu, according to WHO expert Prof Ferguson, Imperial College, London

              swine flu prediction

              Just as well we seem to be able to mitigate the intensity via drugs.
              WHO expert Pete Townsend

              Hope we die before we get Old

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                #67
                Well, we've got to die of something, it may as well be in a pool of our own snot and faeces.

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