Heroes...

[Menelaus]

Actually I've got one better and have tapped directly into Tim Kring's head.

The last scene of Series 9 - flashback to when Peter Petrelli jumps off the building right at the beginning of series 1. It turns out he was imagining that his bro could fly and slams into the floor. What we have been watching are his comatose dreams whilst hooked up to life-support in hospital.

a la Bobby Ewing in Dallas?

[lilelvis2000]

How about 'Stamp-man'
The super power of being able to transform himself into a postage stamp of any denomination. Enables him to self-affix to any postable item in order to perform an audit trail on posted items and check up on inefficient and out dated work practices

Pants man is better.

[OrangeHopper]

I am constantly struck by how they all keep changing sides. I've given up trying to work who is trying to do what with whom for some unfathomable whim or another.

[shoes]

I like the cheerleader.

Bought series 2 on the strength of series 1, watched some of them, got bored, not bothered with it since. Is it worth digging out to watch the rest? Much cheerleadering?

[Doggy Styles]

Rookie: "Why not throw in a few characters with really mundane/useless powers..."

• Man who can turn into a turd with little flippers
• Man who produces vanilla-smelling rocks out of his arse
• Man who can make a noise exactly like a McLaren MP22 Formula One racing car

[HairyArsedBloke]

Rookie: "Why not throw in a few characters with really mundane/useless powers..."

• Man who can turn into a turd with little flippers
• Man who produces vanilla-smelling rocks out of his arse
• Man who can make a noise exactly like a McLaren MP22 Formula One racing car