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How do I stop snoring?

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    #11
    Buy the missus a decent set of earplugs. Problem sorted.

    HTH.
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #12
      Dye your hair some other colour than ginger

      That should do it ...
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #13
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        Dye your hair some other colour than ginger

        That should do it ...
        How brave are you?
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          Dye your hair some other colour than ginger

          That should do it ...
          Cheers buddy!

          I knew I could count on you!

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            #15
            You're all missing the obvious solution here - the beautiful girlfriend needs to start drinking more!!

            That way she'll fall asleep quicker, and deeper

            Sorted!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              How brave are you?
              It's my genetic heritage, and he's a big ginger heeded sasennach I just canny help it.
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                You're all missing the obvious solution here - the beautiful girlfriend needs to start drinking more!!

                That way she'll fall asleep quicker, and deeper

                Sorted!
                shag ??
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #18
                  Luckily I only snore when pissed out of my tree on ale. The other three nights a year she gets a decent kip

                  Sometimes I sleep on the couch to giver her a break, sometimes my contract takes me away for 4/5 nights, that also gives her a break. It's much more embarrasing for a girlie who snores, a bit like having a hairy back or big hands.




                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    It's much more embarrasing for a girlie who snores, a bit like having a hairy back or big hands.
                    I think you'll find if you checked properly that that was in fact a bloke, dressed up like a woman ...
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by snaw View Post
                      It's my genetic heritage, and he's a big ginger heeded sasennach I just canny help it.
                      tea meets keyboard moment!!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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