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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sorry Cojak, but just checking that it isn't the Mr (Move any Mountain) C that you refer to is it?Originally posted by cojak View PostMr C and have occasionally asked each other this.
Me: Jaime Murray - would.
(Mr C's choice is private...)
As for Xena - a fiesty filly - only if I had a cattle prod and a net...Last edited by Rookie; 20 April 2009, 14:49.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThis is a question for Sally and the girlies
would you ever (wink wink, nudge nudge) , you know ?
be tempted like.
I dont mean actually, you know, do anything

If she had a cock I would!The pope is a tard.Comment
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What about a strap on SA? Would you make do?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostIf she had a cock I would!I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Would that be a rabbit model one?Originally posted by Rookie View PostWhat about a strap on SA? Would you make do?Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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It happens to the best of us.Originally posted by realityhack View PostOh, was I premature?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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I'd imagine that there needs to be a 'turbo' edition for SA?Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostWould that be a rabbit model one?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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