Birthday Presents.

[wc2]

perhaps the tights are like the ones builders wear in winter. You know, the ones with the extra appendage room!!!?

She rang this morning to ask if i liked thm..

She said she'd seen them on daytime TV and thought as I feel the cold they would help. - She is quite wise - But... I'd rather feel the cold.

But I'll have to tell her they are great - kept me warm etc. - Then again - what will I get next year ?

[WageSlave]

When I was younger there were always lots of dead cats by the side of the road. Now I haven't seen a cat road kill for yrs.

Anyone got any explanations?

Yes, I have been collecting them all. Never need to worry about buying a present again

[steve'O]

Do you remember when Dog Pooh was always white?

[n5gooner]

Do you remember when Dog Pooh was always white?

that was ether too much charlie for the dog, or when it was very old poo.

[hyperD]

Do you remember when Dog Pooh was always white?

Blame the animal food manufacturing industries and a whole bunch of deceit:

http://www.rawmeatybones.com/ChalkWhite.html

or more verbosely:

http://www.messybeast.com/cat-food-industry.htm

[DimPrawn]

Do you remember when Dog Pooh was always white?

Ah, white dog poo, Raleigh Choppers, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it? Marvellous

[G8_Summit]

http://www.messybeast.com/cat-food-industry.htm

OH MY GOD - THAT IS DISGUSTING

[steve'O]

OH MY GOD - THAT IS DISGUSTING

In this packaged day an age with processed food what do you really think they mean when they describe something as "Meat"?.....

[G8_Summit]

In this packaged day an age with processed food what do you really think they mean when they describe something as "Meat"?.....

Not this - "Meat (UK) - The flesh, including fat, skin, rind, gristle and sinew in amounts naturally associated with the flesh used, of any animal or bird normally used for human consumption. Does include diaphragm, head meat (muscle meat and associated fatty tissue only), heart, kidney, liver, pancreas, tail meat, thymus and tongue. May (depending on intended use of product) include brains, feet, large and small intestines, lungs, oesophagus, rectum, spinal cord, spleen, stomach, testicles, udder."

[DimPrawn]

I've visited a pet food plant.

They use practically anything as ingredients. Heads of pigs, cattle, genitals, huge vats of intestines. Things sprayed green.

The place has a stomach churning stench and everything is covered in a slimy smelly rancid grease.

Oh no, it wasn't a pet food plant come to think of it, it was the staff canteen.