the religion of peace

[Andy2]

If god is so powerful why can't he delete this thread ?

[sasguru]

If god is so powerful why can't he delete this thread ?

Don't tempt the mods now !

[Rookie]

If he can murder how hard it will be for him to jump the queue

Queue? For heaven? Really? When did this happen? FFS! I'm always the last to know....

[EternalOptimist]

here is a list of all the things the devil created


germs
diseases
hitler
agents
CO2
wrinkles

er,,oh yeah
Viruses
finger going through bog-paper
hoodies

[up4it]

I repeat, because God is not computer literate!

[cailin maith]

Queue? For heaven? Really? When did this happen? FFS! I'm always the last to know....

D'uh!! You have to stand in line at the pearly gates and wait for St Peter to give you a wristband.

[Rookie]

here is a list of all the things the devil created


germs
diseases
hitler
agents
CO2
wrinkles

er,,oh yeah
Viruses
finger going through bog-paper
hoodies

You forgot to add Leeds United.

[cailin maith]

here is a list of all the things the devil created


germs
diseases
hitler
agents
CO2
wrinkles

er,,oh yeah
Viruses
finger going through bog-paper
hoodies

Do you mean chav wearing hoddies or just the article of clothing?

[Rookie]

D'uh!! You have to stand in line at the pearly gates and wait for St Peter to give you a wristband.

Think that I'll go around the back and get a leggy up over the wall.

[sasguru]

Queue? For heaven? Really? When did this happen? FFS! I'm always the last to know....

We haven't got a ticket apparently.
If you want one you can be a completely knob, but if you have "faith" one will land on your doormat.

HTH