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    Somehow I don't think God would be computer literate! He'd be far too sensi ble!

    (God is Great! Allah Akbar and 20 woodbine!)

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      Originally posted by pleomax View Post
      What always make me laugh is the type of person that states “ I do not believe in God”. Then as soon as something goes wrong they say “Jesus” or “Christ” or “Oh God”.

      They always look blankly at me when I point out how ironic it is that they have said they do not believe in that particular Christian entity yet they are calling upon them for help or inspiration!
      yes that makes me giggle to
      they are so reliant on God for everything but are in denial of this

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        It would be even funnier if they got a reply!

        Jeeze: Who's that at the door?

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          Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
          they are so reliant on God for everything but are in denial of this
          So did God create greedy bankers also? And Labour politicians?

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            Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
            yes that makes me giggle to
            they are so reliant on God for everything but are in denial of this
            So you think a language tic is meaningful?
            You really are a complete and utter imbecile aren't you?
            Either that or a sockpuppet - in which case congratulations to your creator.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
              yes that makes me giggle to
              they are so reliant on God for everything but are in denial of this
              ????

              Well, it's more acceptable than saying "****etty **** ****" isn't it?
              I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                Fishing for Morons, start a topic on God.
                Bored.

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                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  So did God create greedy bankers also? And Labour politicians?
                  no the devil did that.
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Ah I repeat my previous question to you also. Would a murderer who was Christian be ahead of me in the queue for heaven?
                    If he can murder how hard it will be for him to jump the queue

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                      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                      Fishing for Morons, start a topic on God.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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