9. You WILL take my insults AND be happy that I bothered to notice an insignificant being like yourself.
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The CUK Official Ten Commandments
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's (p)ass(at)"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by AtW View Post10. Thou shall use octal numbers only.
I win since that's the last one."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Thou shall use TLAs where ever possible. HTHOriginally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Thou shalt blame imaginary Communists for all thine own petty tribulationsOriginally posted by BolshieBastardYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostNot if you are using Octal....
I'd win anyway - guru posted #8 that should have been #9Comment
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Thou shalt not lie
OK OK OK IGMC"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYes, because "ten" in octal is 10
I'd win anyway - guru posted #8 that should have been #9Last edited by DaveB; 8 April 2009, 14:32."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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