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The CUK Official Ten Commandments

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    #11
    9. You WILL take my insults AND be happy that I bothered to notice an insignificant being like yourself.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      10. Thou shall use octal numbers only.

      I win since that's the last one.

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        #13
        11. Thou shall wait for imminent ska news

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          #14
          Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's (p)ass(at)
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            10. Thou shall use octal numbers only.

            I win since that's the last one.
            Not if you are using Octal....
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #16
              Thou shall use TLAs where ever possible. HTH
              Originally posted by cailin maith
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                #17
                Thou shalt blame imaginary Communists for all thine own petty tribulations
                Originally posted by BolshieBastard
                You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Not if you are using Octal....
                  Yes, because "ten" in octal is 10

                  I'd win anyway - guru posted #8 that should have been #9

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                    #19
                    Thou shalt not lie




















                    OK OK OK IGMC
                    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                    Thomas Jefferson

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      Yes, because "ten" in octal is 10

                      I'd win anyway - guru posted #8 that should have been #9
                      Errrr Dec 10 in octal is 12, unless I'm missing something.
                      Last edited by DaveB; 8 April 2009, 14:32.
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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