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    #11
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Bar work would pay more than that.
    I pay my babysitter more than that
    Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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      #12
      Here's a good one...

      Type: Contract
      Position: Project Manager/Prince2
      Skills: My client a government body based in Lancashire require a
      project manager to cover on a number of their latest projects for the
      next two months at least. This role would ideally suit someone that has
      local government experience and you will be a Prince 2 practitioner.
      You must be able to lead and work well in teams and work in high level
      ICT projects. Any system Integration experience would be desirable. You
      have at least two years industry experience and be able to start work
      early May. This role will involve enhanced CRB checking.
      Location: Preston, Lancashire
      Start Date: Early May
      Duration: 2 months initially
      Rate: £14-£15/Hour
      Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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        #13
        Originally posted by stingman123 View Post
        Here's a good one...

        Type: Contract
        Position: Project Manager/Prince2
        Skills: My client a government body based in Lancashire require a
        project manager to cover on a number of their latest projects for the
        next two months at least. This role would ideally suit someone that has
        local government experience and you will be a Prince 2 practitioner.
        You must be able to lead and work well in teams and work in high level
        ICT projects. Any system Integration experience would be desirable. You
        have at least two years industry experience and be able to start work
        early May. This role will involve enhanced CRB checking.
        Location: Preston, Lancashire
        Start Date: Early May
        Duration: 2 months initially
        Rate: £14-£15/Hour
        I saw that one too, it's comical.

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          #14
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          Bar work would pay more than that.
          But students in a related field for their degree might prefer to do something semi-technical rather than tend a bar. I know when I was a student I'd rather have done coding for £5/hr I could put on my CV than work in a loud, smoky bar for the same amount. Not that this role would quite be a student gig from the sound of it...
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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