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    #11
    it was a double/double/double joke.

    i guess my mind it too highly tuned




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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      it was a double/double/double joke.

      i guess my mind it too highly tuned




      too high.
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        #13
        Traffic lights out too
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #14
          This happened last year to a place I was working in, we got knocked out by someone cutting a cable about 10 miles up the road.

          Got told to head home at 11 but still charged a day rate, kerching.

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            #15
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            This happened last year to a place I was working in, we got knocked out by someone cutting a cable about 10 miles up the road.

            Got told to head home at 11 but still charged a day rate, kerching.
            Getting paid when there is no work to do? Sounds like permie talk to me
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
              Whoosh......................
              I think you were the one whooshed.

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                #17
                Shhhhhhh, they were looking for oil there...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  it was a double/double/double joke.

                  i guess my mind it too highly tuned




                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  too high.
                  multiplied by two. Just to be pedantic:

                  I guess my mind is too highly tuned.

                  'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                  Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Olympic cock-up knocks out BT Exchange

                    One of the sites hit was Jobserve - the site is still down at the time of writing and is hosting an apology (pdf) from supplier Telstra International.
                    They weren't using one of them blessed mole machines!? Tried one of them when I worked on railway when I were but a lad. Totally bogus. Project managers wet dream: lay a cable underground without having to dig a trench.

                    You ought to have seen the size of hole dug to dig the fscking thing back out.

                    I would hazard this one'll be similar by the time they get to it.
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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                      #20
                      Should have used this

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