i concentrate on doing press ups!
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Now dont laugh...
but whilst I was on the bench I started to write a novel!
I only got to page 4, but it kept me quiet for a bit
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Last time I was on the bench, free internet pron was becoming more available.
It was when the missus commented on me looking more and more like a fiddler crab (with one great big overdeveloped arm) that I realised I HAD to get out more
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Originally posted by minestrone View Post7:20 Jeeves an Wooster.
9:00 Mash
10:00 Murder she Wrote
11:00 X Files
12:00 Dog the bounty Hunter
Dog The Bounty Hunter talks 'adjusting' to life after the death of his beloved wife Beth | Daily Mail Online
2 weeks later...
Dog The Bounty Hunter gushes about his new fiancee to DailyMailTV just a year after wife Beth died | Daily Mail Online
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There's definitely something suss going onOriginally posted by BR14 View Postwhat's with the ten year old threads FFS?
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Pretty bored this weekend.Originally posted by BR14 View Postwhat's with the ten year old threads FFS?
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Some of the ten-year-old threads are better than those from recent times. A bit like real-life imitating whisky, or something...Originally posted by ladymuck View PostThere's definitely something suss going onHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostSome of the ten-year-old threads are better than those from recent times. A bit like real-life imitating whisky, or something...
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