Mobile ring tones - whats yours?

[BrowneIssue]

At the last two ClientCos mine has been:

"Right, whose flipping mobile is that?"
"Him, there."
"OK, phone the Guardroom."
<eek>
Stomp, stomp, STOMP, STOMP, STAMP.
SHOUTY, SHOUTY, SHOUT! SHOUT!
Draaaaaaaaag.
<sound of cloth getting damp>
"FIRING SQUAD! TENSHUN! Ready! Aim! Fire!"

So that was nice.

[darmstadt]

At work I have it just on vibrate but when not then different tones for different callers, i.e.

******' USA - DPRK (Democratic Party of the Republic of Korea)
Nazi Punks **** Off - Dead Kennedys
Hedidi - Hubert von Goisern und die Alpenkatzen
Eye - Acid Eater
Light Your Fat Bottom On Fire - Various Mash Up
Yodelling Man - Dokaka

And different images show as well

[Cliphead]

I write my own ringtones. If you'd like one that's totally unique PM me. Free of charge to CUKkers of course.

[OwlHoot]

I have recordings of my various cars engines being revved, different ones for different callers.

can you actually hear a Roller or a Bentley being revved?

[rhubarb]

Alison Moyet

Rhubarb

[pmeswani]

Here at ClientCo it seems de rigueur to leave your mobile phone on loud. I tend to have mine on wibble whilst at work so as not to annoy anyone.
But someone round here has as their ring tone - the 'alert' sound from Star Trek.
We also have Top Cat theme tune, Terry and June theme and Johnny Cash singing Ring of fire.

I have had the same ring tone for about 5 years. Mr P sampled it for me. Its a (very loud) Dalek saying EXTERMINATE.


What do you have?

My one is currently the Comic Relief single.

[OwlHoot]

Someone at a previous client site had quite a good text message tone - the sound of an arrow twanging into a tree. Quite appropriate really, because one could imagine a piece of paper tied to the arrow a-la Robin Hood.

I suppose on a similar principle another good text message tone would be a pigeon cooing noise.

[BrowneIssue]

can you actually hear a Roller or a Bentley being revved?

Could you make do with a 4 litre Jaguar Sovereign being started?

If so, I'll have a word with Her Ladyship and record her motor.

Be warned: you'll need a "message left on answerphone" ringtone, 'cos you won't hear the 'phone ring.

[TCL]

For text, Alan Partridge shouting "Dan!" - just once

Standard ring ring for calls

But always on silent at clientco.

[zara_backdog]

"Under Pressure" by Queen when it is not on silent/vibrate