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Women; explain please
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I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostHmm are you having a bit of a bad day - you're coming across very grumpy today?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYes. Agent called offering very vague job description on condition I provide phone numbers and names of 4 referees. I am now looking for that bastard who disallowed my try last weekend; well, the agent asked for referees, so he’ll get them.
Give him Kim Milton as well. Invent the rest of the details."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Cheap toothpaste
That's so wrong!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Mich married a Chav, he was expecting a Mouton Rothschild 45 and some Foie Gras pate as a starter, but he got Dairylee slices and a can of Vimto. Still he can be sure of getting his teeth clean afterwards.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYes. Agent called offering very vague job description on condition I provide phone numbers and names of 4 referees. I am now looking for that bastard who disallowed my try last weekend; well, the agent asked for referees, so he’ll get them.
Does Holland still have those takeaway snack places you can smell from a good mile or two away? I hated 'em, but I did like the schwerma restaurants - excellent after a night on the beer.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Foxy Moron View PostMich married a Chav, he was expecting a Mouton Rothschild 45 and some Foie Gras pate as a starter, but he got Dairylee slices and a can of Vimto. Still he can be sure of getting his teeth clean afterwards.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCheap toothpaste
That's so wrong!
And you cannot get decent beef over here Mitch, end of story.Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.Comment
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostClass!
Does Holland still have those takeaway snack places you can smell from a good mile or two away?
Mankind’s greatest crime against hygiene and public decency. Truly shocking.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI'd never mix a Mouton Rothschild 45 with foie gras; Deidesheim Riesling Spatlese 1998 would be much better. Some roast lamb will be fine with the Mouton Rothschild.
I thought you would say that! I would never mix Dairylee with Vimto! You almost fell for it!Last edited by Foxy Moron; 26 March 2009, 16:29.Comment
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