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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No it doesn’t. I do the shopping and cooking once on weekdays and at the weekends. That means we have good food 3 times a week. Add one good restaurant visit and we eat well 4 times a week. That still leaves 3 days a week of trying to digest the woman’s attempts at making Knorr’s prepacked boxes of ingredients.

    One good thing about being benched next week; the food will improve.
    Is your wife/gf dutch? Then you should be happy you don't have to eat poffertjes every bloody weekend....
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Francko View Post
      Is your wife/gf dutch? Then you should be happy you don't have to eat poffertjes every bloody weekend....
      Or horse-meat krocketten.
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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        So what’s the point of expensive brand-name washing powder when it costs twice as much as the cheapo stuff on the bottom shelf? It’s just powdered soap.
        Its full of bleach and fades your clothes quicker.
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #14
          But it has a little wotsit that's coloured all pretty like

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            So what’s the point of expensive brand-name washing powder when it costs twice as much as the cheapo stuff on the bottom shelf? It’s just powdered soap.
            It's all in the enzymes (apparently).

            Fortunately Mrs MM has excema so we have the non-bio stuff...
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              So what’s the point of expensive brand-name washing powder when it costs twice as much as the cheapo stuff on the bottom shelf? It’s just powdered soap.
              No, it isn't. There is a quality factor in cleaning materials too, and I have stopped buying cheapo stuff. But I would rather go unwashed than eat own-brand meat.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Francko View Post
                Is your wife/gf dutch? Then you should be happy you don't have to eat poffertjes every bloody weekend....
                True. Most of our friends have had kids in the last couple of years, accompanied by the dreadful ‘beschuit met muisjes’. That’s a crap ‘treat’ if ever there was one; dried out toast with sugar on top. Crap. Nearly as bad as cocktail sticks with a lump of soapy cheese and a chunk of tinned pineapple. I actually like some Dutch food like zuurkool, rookworst and speklap, but their snacks are truly tulipe.
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                  #18
                  its priorities innit

                  I bet you are fat and your missus smells nice

                  probably

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                    #19
                    I'd rub her nose in it as a detergent! sorry, deterrent

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by original PM View Post
                      its priorities innit

                      I bet you are fat and your missus smells nice

                      probably
                      lol
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