Women; explain please

[Pogle]

True. Most of our friends have had kids in the last couple of years, accompanied by the dreadful ‘beschuit met muisjes’. That’s a crap ‘treat’ if ever there was one; dried out toast with sugar on top. Crap. Nearly as bad as cocktail sticks with a lump of soapy cheese and a chunk of tinned pineapple. I actually like some Dutch food like zuurkool, rookworst and speklap, but their snacks are truly tulipe.

Hmm are you having a bit of a bad day - you're coming across very grumpy today?

[Mich the Tester]

Hmm are you having a bit of a bad day - you're coming across very grumpy today?

Yes. Agent called offering very vague job description on condition I provide phone numbers and names of 4 referees. I am now looking for that bastard who disallowed my try last weekend; well, the agent asked for referees, so he’ll get them.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Yes. Agent called offering very vague job description on condition I provide phone numbers and names of 4 referees. I am now looking for that bastard who disallowed my try last weekend; well, the agent asked for referees, so he’ll get them.

Good one.

Give him Kim Milton as well. Invent the rest of the details.

[cailin maith]

Cheap toothpaste

That's so wrong!

[Foxy Moron]

Mich married a Chav, he was expecting a Mouton Rothschild 45 and some Foie Gras pate as a starter, but he got Dairylee slices and a can of Vimto. Still he can be sure of getting his teeth clean afterwards.

[Sysman]

Yes. Agent called offering very vague job description on condition I provide phone numbers and names of 4 referees. I am now looking for that bastard who disallowed my try last weekend; well, the agent asked for referees, so he’ll get them.

Class!

Does Holland still have those takeaway snack places you can smell from a good mile or two away? I hated 'em, but I did like the schwerma restaurants - excellent after a night on the beer.

[Mich the Tester]

Mich married a Chav, he was expecting a Mouton Rothschild 45 and some Foie Gras pate as a starter, but he got Dairylee slices and a can of Vimto. Still he can be sure of getting his teeth clean afterwards.

I'd never mix a Mouton Rothschild 45 with foie gras; Deidesheim Riesling Spatlese 1998 would be much better. Some roast lamb will be fine with the Mouton Rothschild.

[SizeZero]

Cheap toothpaste

That's so wrong!

I agree. No matter what else you put in your mouth, you want to know that your toothpaste is 'quality'.


And you cannot get decent beef over here Mitch, end of story.

[Mich the Tester]

Class!

Does Holland still have those takeaway snack places you can smell from a good mile or two away?

You mean FEBO?
Mankind’s greatest crime against hygiene and public decency. Truly shocking.

[Foxy Moron]

I'd never mix a Mouton Rothschild 45 with foie gras; Deidesheim Riesling Spatlese 1998 would be much better. Some roast lamb will be fine with the Mouton Rothschild.

I thought you would say that! I would never mix Dairylee with Vimto! You almost fell for it!