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    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    But if you eat it (which you will) you'll be homeless


    Homeless snail breaks into the Cadbury factory, BONG
    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post


      Homeless snail breaks into the Cadbury factory, BONG
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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        #13
        Big bloke believed bong broken, BONG
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Gordon Brown caught smoking, BONG
          Gas masks don't fit snails...

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            #15
            Some police are tulip at dealing with rape victims DONG
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              Police to investigate MI5 for collusion in the torture of UK residents BONG
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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