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Moscow Mule replied

26 March 2009, 18:07
Police to investigate MI5 for collusion in the torture of UK residents BONG
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Moscow Mule replied

26 March 2009, 18:07
Some police are tulip at dealing with rape victims DONG
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BrianSnail replied

26 March 2009, 16:31
Gordon Brown caught smoking, BONG
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sasguru replied

26 March 2009, 16:24
Big bloke believed bong broken, BONG
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Pogle replied

26 March 2009, 16:23
Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post

Homeless snail breaks into the Cadbury factory, BONG
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BrianSnail replied

26 March 2009, 16:21
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

But if you eat it (which you will) you'll be homeless

Homeless snail breaks into the Cadbury factory, BONG
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Pogle replied

26 March 2009, 16:21
Self cannibalistic snail in homeless shocker BONG
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Pogle replied

26 March 2009, 16:19
Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post

Snail replaces shell with creme egg, BONG

But if you eat it (which you will) you'll be homeless
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BrianSnail replied

26 March 2009, 16:15
Snail replaces shell with creme egg, BONG
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Pogle replied

26 March 2009, 16:10
Pogle giggling at desk BONG
Government Office smells of wet beast BONG
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Foxy Moron replied

26 March 2009, 16:08
Originally posted by Rookie View Post

Drinking tea AND typing one handed?

Pot noodle, look at that Bombay bad boy, oops tramp sick everywhere
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ThomasSoerensen replied

26 March 2009, 16:02
Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post

Foxy Moron multitasking shock, BONG

ThomasSoerensen - says something nice shocker, BONG

ThomasSoerensen - is bored at work, BONG.
ThomasSoerensen - has interesting plan B work tonight, BONG.
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Rookie replied

26 March 2009, 16:00
Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post

Foxy Moron multitasking shock, BONG

ThomasSoerensen - says something nice shocker, BONG

Drinking tea AND typing one handed?
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Foxy Moron replied

26 March 2009, 15:59
Foxy Moron multitasking shock, BONG

ThomasSoerensen - says something nice shocker, BONG
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ThomasSoerensen replied

26 March 2009, 15:58
Foxy Moron is overpaid and underworked - BONG
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