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I have no work to do
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Cheapskate. You're dragging down the whole sector with rates like that.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostExcellent, £300 p/d ok?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI need a plan B. I've got loads of time on my hands and I wish I could think of something productive to do with it. The flat is now immaculate, all the ironing is done and I'm running out of things to do...
You could always do the dishes - again.Comment
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How many shirts can you iron in one day?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostExcellent, £300 p/d ok?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Are you SURE that the bathroom is really clean?
Could it use a little mold & mildew spay?
Are the taps gleeming?
Have you scrubbed the loo?
Brownie points are to be had here
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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I iron faster when powered by vodkaOriginally posted by Rookie View PostHow many shirts can you iron in one day?I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Dunno, I'm planning on outsourcingOriginally posted by Rookie View PostHow many shirts can you iron in one day?
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OK, this is how bored I've been. In addition to scrubbing the entire bathroom, I've also put anti-fog stuff on the mirrors to stop them steaming up when the shower's on, and I've also put Rain-X on the glass in the shower cubicle to stop it getting scaled up.Originally posted by Pogle View PostAre you SURE that the bathroom is really clean?
Could it use a little mold & mildew spay?
Are the taps gleeming?
Have you scrubbed the loo?
Brownie points are to be had here
God I need to think of a decent plan B.....
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Domestic servant?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostGod I need to think of a decent plan B.....
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I want some anti-fog!!
I'm bored silly - my Dad tells me it's work... but I just want to be a Policeman!
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