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    #11
    Originally posted by Rookie View Post
    I can send you some ironing.
    Excellent, £300 p/d ok?
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #12
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      Excellent, £300 p/d ok?
      Cheapskate. You're dragging down the whole sector with rates like that.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        I need a plan B. I've got loads of time on my hands and I wish I could think of something productive to do with it. The flat is now immaculate, all the ironing is done and I'm running out of things to do...

        You could always do the dishes - again.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
          Excellent, £300 p/d ok?
          How many shirts can you iron in one day?
          I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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            #15
            Are you SURE that the bathroom is really clean?
            Could it use a little mold & mildew spay?
            Are the taps gleeming?
            Have you scrubbed the loo?

            Brownie points are to be had here
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

            Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
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              #16
              Originally posted by Rookie View Post
              How many shirts can you iron in one day?
              I iron faster when powered by vodka
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

              Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                #17
                Originally posted by Rookie View Post
                How many shirts can you iron in one day?
                Dunno, I'm planning on outsourcing
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  Are you SURE that the bathroom is really clean?
                  Could it use a little mold & mildew spay?
                  Are the taps gleeming?
                  Have you scrubbed the loo?

                  Brownie points are to be had here
                  OK, this is how bored I've been. In addition to scrubbing the entire bathroom, I've also put anti-fog stuff on the mirrors to stop them steaming up when the shower's on, and I've also put Rain-X on the glass in the shower cubicle to stop it getting scaled up.

                  God I need to think of a decent plan B.....
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                    God I need to think of a decent plan B.....
                    Domestic servant?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #20
                      I want some anti-fog!!

                      I'm bored silly - my Dad tells me it's work... but I just want to be a Policeman!

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