Some one let me out of this place !!
No one complained !
ps What do you call a Englishman with a seagull on his head
Cliff
No one complained !
ps What do you call a Englishman with a seagull on his head
Cliff
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...or "What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant?"
Angus McOatup.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. -
What do you call a Pakistani Lesbian?
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Hang him !!!
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What do you call an Arab with a slice of bacon on his head?
Hamed
What do you call an Arab with 2 slices of bacon on his head?
MO-hamed
What do you call an Arab with 2 slices of bacon on his head and a vibrator up his arse?
Sheikh Mohamed!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Should try listening to the twelfth man then - brilliant stuff. Some of the cricketers names are quality
Arkeepmarteef Inajarbesidethebed
Jarvegemitefor Meanddad
Giveusahan Telickheracne
etc.
Is that racialist?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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He should have said "Indian" really.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mahatma.
Mahatma who?
Mahatma coat
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Is a bell necessary on a bicycle.
Both jokes my father used to relate from his WWII army days.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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What do you call an Irish prawn?
Arthur O'PoddAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Del Boy falls through the bar... trigger pulls a faceComment
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