Contract Market

[Mr Crosby]

It might be a sign that the peanut-paid-monkeys who they hired at the recession start have now broken everything, and they are looking for people again who can tell the difference between a server and a screensaver.

We are only boomed when the roles start to pay something worth getting out of bed for.

What's a screensaver?

[AlfredJPruffock]

What's a screensaver?

Dunno - but a server is somebody who doles out the nosh in the canteen - thats a fact.

Interesting all this computering stuff.

Innit.

[minestrone]

1 java job in Scotland although i'm sure that post was filled last month and there has been a few agents fishing with the spec.

[scooterscot]

1 java job in Scotland although i'm sure that post was filled last month and there has been a few agents fishing with the spec.

Is that the one for OHBCCC?

[DaveB]

Is that the one for OHBCCC?

The Outher Hebrides Broadcasting Corperation "Calling Civilisation"?

[scooterscot]

The Outher Hebrides Broadcasting Corperation "Calling Civilisation"?

You smart ass!!!

[minestrone]

Is that the one for OHBCCC?

Not actually phoned about it, websphere portal developer, one of the normal Scottish agents advertised it about 5 weeks ago then about 10 small English agents had it up, obviously fishing.

[scooterscot]

The Outher Hebrides Broadcasting Corperation "Calling Civilisation"?

Used to live on the west coast way up north near Oban calling this out on the CB for a laugh <the highlight of our weekend> I once contacted this guy on the Isle of Wight - we exchanged CQL cards.

After the peak of excitment I went back to throwing rocks in the water...