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1970s jokes resurrected.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
    Yes it is thanks. Just can't see where the joke is.

    If it's too hard, or too much effort for you to explain in a civil manner then I understand.
    John Lennon was a singer
    Yoko Ono is of an Oriental persuasion
    She was not popular at the time
    they had intimate relations

    see- it's not funny now



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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      What do you call an old dog with wings?

      Linda.
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #13
        Q: What do Princess Grace of Monaco and Sue Barker have in common?

        A: They've both been f****d by cliffs

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          #14
          http://www.funny.co.uk/keywords/jim-...70s-jokes.html

          No such file or directory in /home/funnyweb/public_html/keywords on line 187
          Now that is funny...
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #15
            Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
            What do you call an old dog with wings?

            Linda.
            I wish he was still married to the replacement, "what's got 3 legs and lives on a farm" "The McCartneys" was a classic.

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              #16
              Q: What wood doesn't float?

              A: Natalie Wood

              Could have been early 80's though.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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