CUK Complaints thread

[Mich the Tester]

you work where i used too!!!

You mean you were the guy here before me?

[original PM]

I would like to complain about the use of too many o's

I would like to complain about the amount of mellon farming pedantic ncut bubbles on this forum

[Diver]

I would like to complain about the amount of mellon farming pedantic ncut bubbles on this forum

[original PM]

You mean you were the guy here before me?

unfortunately not - i fear a gig anywhere near amsterdam would only result in carnage!

[BrollyBonce]

I don't have much to complain about today.
Nice weather.
In a contract.
Just bought a handbag.

But I'm sure there are things others would like to complain about..... ?

There is no God and when you die there is nowhere to go.

[Board Game Geek]

There is no God and when you die there is nowhere to go.

Sounds fine to me.

It will be just like falling asleep and never waking up.

Bliss.

[OwlHoot]

Sounds fine to me.

It will be just like falling asleep and never waking up.

Bliss.

That's all very well, but what about the other people in the car you're driving?

[AlfredJPruffock]

There is no God and when you die there is nowhere to go.

But Oh - that magic feeling no-where to go ...


People have been saying there is no God for the past century - but if that is the case how come we are still discussing him ?

I tell you - there is a God- I saw him one evening back in 1982 in a bar near Bellshill - he clocked me and continued drinking - soi I grabbed his collar and asked him to step outside.

As I walked out the bar I was shocked when God turned round - for there was myself.

'Yer teas oot Alfie'. said God.

And he kicked my shin.

We cried all the way back home - the moral of this magic spell as I realised that God was a young man too.

Oh and be careful what you say - one evening God might give you a kicking for your Sins.